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Member Since 03 Oct 2013
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#3398 banc

Posted by hD* xBurtica on 26 October 2013 - 10:54 PM

Intr-o zi au mers 2 blonde in parc si s-au pus pe banca.
A venit 1 baiat dragut cu o punga de bonboane si acesta a intrebat-o pe una dintre blonde:
-Daca iti dau o banboana ma lasi sa te musc de gat?---> baiatul
-Da--->blonda
-Daca mai iti dau inca una ma lasi sa te pup pe gura?
-Da--> blonda
-Daca mai iti dau inca una ma lasi sa iti pun mana pe picior?
-Da-->blonda
-Daca mai iti dau ina una ma lasi sa iti pun mana pe fund?
Zice blonda catre celalta:
-Hai sa mergem fato

#2796 banc

Posted by hD* xBurtica on 23 October 2013 - 09:44 PM

Un disperat dupa net ii zice altui disperat pe mess:

- Uite frate ce frumos ninge afara!
- Da? Da si mie linku'.

#2791 banc

Posted by hD* xBurtica on 23 October 2013 - 09:40 PM

Merge Strula pe strada si il vede pe Bula arestat, si il intreaba:

Strula - Bula, ce ai patit de te-au luat astia?
Bula - M-am uitat la Basescu...

Strula - Dar toata lumea se uita la Basescu.

Bula - Da, dar nu prin luneta.

- Marie, tu crezi in reincarnare?
-Da, Ioane.
- Adica... eu dupa ce mor m-as putea reincarna intr-un bou?
- Nu, Ioane...nu se poate de doua ori la rand...